Definitions by Frank the Tank

Assman 

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

Assman by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

assman 

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

assman by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

primo 

The exact moment when one has had just enough alcohol to be as intoxicated as possible without ralphing a big one all over those around you.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, want some more beer?"
Dude 2: "No, dude. I'm at a primo level."

primo by Frank the Tank August 24, 2003