Frank the Tank's definitions

fortune feather cookie

same as feather cookie only involving a chop stick and an asian

Chow Young Fat's ass really hurts after that last fortune feather cookie

by Frank the Tank October 28, 2004

primo

The exact moment when one has had just enough alcohol to be as intoxicated as possible without ralphing a big one all over those around you.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, want some more beer?"
Dude 2: "No, dude. I'm at a primo level."

by Frank the Tank August 24, 2003

assman

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003