Definitions by Frank Wilkerson

DipDock

The act of “dipping” an uncircumcised penis in DMT and pulling the foreskin over another erect penis and pulling the hood over to achieve a rubbing sensation while hallucinating a tiny Jesus dancing on a nipple.

“Last night was going pretty normally until Rob suggested we dipdock after we left the bar.”

DipDock by Frank Wilkerson May 3, 2026

Tomasso 

One of those guys who thinks he's fully Italian but he's actually Jewish. A big meat eater, he is partial to lamb-and all good must be served impaled on a stick. Generally good guy with a good sense of humor, he is also shifty and gets by with a joke or a compliment while he's fleecing you. Thinks everything should be Italian.

The Rabbi said be careful of that guy. He will Tomasso you before you can say "Oy Vey."

Tomasso by Frank Wilkerson November 23, 2021

Crazy in a Bottle 

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

Crazy in a Bottle by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021

For you lived in a world of evil. 

The last line of the Shakespeare play "The Plumber of Sackman Street", cried at the grave site of King Enrico by his son Josepherus.

"Rest in peace, for you lived in a world of evil."

For you lived in a world of evil. by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021