12 definitions by Frank West

Canadian Cornhusker

The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.

That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

California Gold Rush

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".

After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

George Foreman

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen to the reciever's forehead, and then proceeds to wait for the semen to drip down the face and off the chin.

I gave her a George Foreman, and I watched as my delectable fat dripped off that ho's grill.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Manhattan Milkshake

When a male has severe diarrhea he allows his lover to place a straw in such asshole. In turn, she would suck out what he would rather not push out. Followed by whipped cream(a cum glaze) and a cherry on top.

The best part of my NYC bus tour was taking a detour into a back alley and serving up an authentic Manhattan Milkshake.

by Frank West August 28, 2006