Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Manhattan Milkshake

When a male has severe diarrhea he allows his lover to place a straw in such asshole. In turn, she would suck out what he would rather not push out. Followed by whipped cream(a cum glaze) and a cherry on top.

The best part of my NYC bus tour was taking a detour into a back alley and serving up an authentic Manhattan Milkshake.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Canadian Cornhusker

The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.

That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

the Slave Auction

When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.

A great party icebreaker.

We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

by Frank West August 28, 2006