Definitions by Frank West

the weakest link 

When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.

Joey was the weakest link, and took shit for it for weeks.

the weakest link by Frank West August 28, 2006

the Jeeves 

Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.

Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.

the Jeeves by Frank West August 28, 2006

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War by Frank West August 28, 2006

Confused Clucker 

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

Confused Clucker by Frank West August 28, 2006

Manhattan Milkshake 

When a male has severe diarrhea he allows his lover to place a straw in such asshole. In turn, she would suck out what he would rather not push out. Followed by whipped cream(a cum glaze) and a cherry on top.

The best part of my NYC bus tour was taking a detour into a back alley and serving up an authentic Manhattan Milkshake.

Manhattan Milkshake by Frank West August 28, 2006