Definitions by Frank Stallion

Cupcake Breasts 

Breasts that well may not be incredibly large...are perky, suckable and delicious, like a cupcake.

Meg hasn't got a huge rack. But she's got a nice pair of cupcake breasts.

Cupcake Breasts by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008

muff pirate 

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.

I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!

muff pirate by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008