muff pirate

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.
I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!
by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008
mugGet the muff piratemug.

Cupcake Breasts

Breasts that well may not be incredibly large...are perky, suckable and delicious, like a cupcake.
Meg hasn't got a huge rack. But she's got a nice pair of cupcake breasts.
by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008
mugGet the Cupcake Breastsmug.