Definitions by Frank Scanlan

Hamiltucky 

The city of Hamilton in southwestern Ohio has a reputation for its residents having a very low socio-economic status. It is also historically correct that many poor families from Kentucky migrated to Hamilton during WWII when wartime jobs were widespread in Hamilton. Thus, people in the region started refering to the "low-class" city of Hamilton has Hamiltucky and its residents as Hamiltuckians.

Man those people were morons, but what would you expect from Hamiltuckians from Hamiltucky?

Hamiltucky by Frank Scanlan March 15, 2008

academic welfare 

The dumbing-down of standards at branch/regional campuses so that their lower-class students can pass and ultimately graduate.

Man, this test was hard! Where's my "academic welfare"?

The "academic welfare" situation at Miami Hamilton is necessary for their mouth-breathers.

Without that "academic welfare" at MUH, his lazy butt would have failed out long ago!

academic welfare by Frank Scanlan March 15, 2008