Definitions by Frank Fioretti

ESGeasy 

To have no abilities with the ladies, to think you're funny but not be, to be incredibly awkward and indecisive, to develop crushes on people but let other people hook up with them because making a move requires too much effort

1) Person 1: "I saw this girl I liked but I didn't do anything about it"
Person 2: "How ESGeasy of you"

2) Person 1: "Hey man, do you want this free alcohol?"
Person 2: "Oh, I don't know"
Person 1: "Stop being so ESGeasy"

3) Person 1: "If James Bond is in a bar, and the person ahead of him orders a martini, shaken, not stirred, what does James Bond order?" Followed by awkward hand gesture to invite laughter
Person 2: "That's such an ESGeasy joke."

ESGeasy by Frank Fioretti April 27, 2008

simmonesque 

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.

Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"

simmonesque by Frank Fioretti April 25, 2008

Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

Roommate Rule by Frank Fioretti January 5, 2008