garboon

To plunge a victim's head into a toilet, preferably while flushing.

"I knew I should've garbooned Lee Ann when I had the chance!"

by Francis Buchwalder November 11, 2003

laxter

A lacrosse player.

We were shorthanded at last Saturday's match, as only sixteen laxters showed up.

by Francis Buchwalder March 23, 2004

newk

A newcomer. Either a new recruit or someone recently transferred to another military post.

"Fer chrissakes! How many times do I gotta tell you newks - no talkin' after lights out!!"

by Francis Buchwalder November 11, 2003