Definitions by Fountain of Knowledge

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.

Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

speedramps by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

pulling the gonk 

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

pulling the gonk by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

scissor sister 

Two lady rug munchers decide to rug rub by opening up their legs and sliding into each others V till their vaginas meet and then go for gold!

Two of the ladies bean flicking team crept to a quiet outpost and duly slid between each others legs and rubbed the good rub.

scissor sister by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

spunk recepticle 

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

spunk recepticle by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005