4 definitions by Fountain of Knowledge

scissor sister

Two lady rug munchers decide to rug rub by opening up their legs and sliding into each others V till their vaginas meet and then go for gold!

Two of the ladies bean flicking team crept to a quiet outpost and duly slid between each others legs and rubbed the good rub.

by Fountain of Knowledge July 7, 2005

pulling the gonk

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 7, 2005

spunk recepticle

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

by Fountain of Knowledge July 7, 2005

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.

Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 7, 2005