Definitions by Foul Ole Ron

The Matrix 

A trilogy of fillums which has been gradually getting worse, to the extent that Part Three is the biggest waste of lucre in fillumographic history. We strongly advise having nothing to do with it. And Keanu Reeves is a big piece of wood.

The Matrix? Blean!

The Matrix by Foul Ole Ron November 13, 2003

blean 

Opposite of wordstull.

Wot! No mushrooms? Blean!

blean by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

snk 

Expression of amusement, most usually with a slightly malicious edge

People have been throwing eggs at David Blean. Snk!

snk by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

Dies 

In parentheses, as a single paragraph at the end of a written doofer, translates roughly as "I've just said something shallow and maybe witty".

Me me me I'm really funny me. And mad, yeah.

Gagh!

(dies)

Dies by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

Doofer 

A wotsit

Doofer by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

Wotsit 

A doofer

Wotsit by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

Edmonton 

A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"

I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton

Edmonton by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003