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Windsynce

The state of moving at the same speed as the wind as to not feel it as you walk/jog down the street.
Walking the dog was nice today, I managed to jog fast enough to achieve windsynce.
by Fortuitus Neologist November 30, 2015
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Mastumate

Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.
I can probably make it through this whole video. But that is just a mastumate.
by Fortuitus Neologist November 29, 2015
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