HSE

HSE - Ham Sandwich Eater: A usually white haired, male, African American senior citizen who has lost interest in everything in life except eating a ham sandwich.

HSE Uncle Curtis: (to anyone who will listen, at a rapid tempo) "I tell you what, everyday I come home from work, I have a ham sandwich uh-hum, uh-hum.''

by Forsiath November 09, 2010

D.M.

To steal, or take away from someone forcefully. (Stemming from the common thug's propensity to say "Dis mine!" or "Dat mine!" as he's removing your property from you.

Quick, call the cops - two inner-city kids just D.M.ed my bike!!

by Forsiath May 04, 2011