Foreskin Jenkins's definitions

HAZE BOMB

Drink a hazy ipa.

Shit on a friend's belly button.

put an m-80 in the shit pile.

light it. run away and enjoy.

Try a Haze bomb, you'll love it!

by Foreskin Jenkins August 29, 2021

HARLEY BARTH

When you tie your saggy nutsac to the spokes of a motorcycle and have a freind do a burnout because it's the only way you can get off anymore.

Did you hear about Charlie? He's resorted to practicing the Harley Barth!

by Foreskin Jenkins August 15, 2021

Waukesha Wiperblades

When one person receives a triple rimjob. 2 licking from the front and 1 from the back resembling windshield wipers on a vehicle. This usually is performed inside the salty toad or other dirty dive bars.

Did you see Andy getting the ol' Waukesha Wiperblades from Kurt, Charlie, and Justin? What a sight!

by Foreskin Jenkins August 15, 2021