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Landbitch
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A
landlady
who'
s a
real bitch
.
The landbitch never fixes
anything
! The roof leaks! And she says the reason the toilet
backs
up is because I use Charmin toilet
paper
.
Landbitch
by
Foo Chick
September 10, 2011
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madmop
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Middle-aged downwardly mobile
professional
. A middle-aged professional who doesn't expect to
ever
again earn what they did
pre
-recession.
After loosing his
job
in 2009 he's
gone
from
yuppie
to madmop.
madmop
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Foo Chick
September 10, 2011
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