Definitions by Fonda Dix

Cousin It pussy

A pussy with hair so long you can hide in it.

Mom told me her friend has pussy hair so long she has to roll it up before she puts on her underwear. She’s got a cousin It pussy!

Cousin It pussy by Fonda Dix February 4, 2023

Tittilize

When titties get in the way of intellectual conversation.

“We were having such a good conversation but then my nipples got hard. I was tittilized.”

Tittilize by Fonda Dix October 30, 2022

blabbergabble

noun. a delirious perseverent bummbuzzler who, although non-sensical, appears persuasuasive and convincing

"That vicar is as much of a blabbergabble as my mother-in-law."

blabbergabble by Fonda Dix October 1, 2021