Definitions by Fockin a dude

Phoner

Noun: Simple definition (A): (status) to be in a social situation while heavily absorbed and preoccupied with one's phone; critically, also uninvolved in and unware of immediate conversations or social conditions otherwise.

definition (B) : pronoun: used to describe someone who is in the act of having a phoner, therefore, they too become the phoner.

Other notes: to have a phoner in a social setting is to ignore and reject surrounding social customs and interactions; therefore, having a phoner is akin to showing everyone your boner - very socially disturbing.

Other definitions:

(C): When a phone in one's pocket resembles an erect penis

(D): When your phones vibrations give you a boner

E.g.: NOUN :

*sitting down for family dinner

Son: watching tiktoks the whole dinner

Dad: "Son, put your phoner away"

E.g.: pronoun:

*2 friends enter their college's dining hall and see everyone deeply absorbed with their phones

Friend one: "Holy shit man... everyone's on their phone"

Friend two: "Yeah man... all these phoners are making me uncomfortable"

Phoner by Fockin a dude October 28, 2026

jumpin and scumpin 

A phrase to define someone who jumps around every where while at playing a video game. Origin may or may not com from pro call of duty play scump. Players who jump and scump usually use the best weapons and don’t talk to any girl except their mom.

Friend 1:This fucker is jumping around every corner!
Friend 2: I know that mans just jumpin and scumpin

jumpin and scumpin by Fockin a dude May 10, 2020