Definitions by Flyn Hawaiin

Stewardiss 

When someone, whose job is in hospitality, has had enough of being nice and tells the customer what they really think.

Usually followed by grabbing a beer and exiting in dramatic fashion.

The crew member let a stewardiss rip over the cabin speaker system before grabbing a beer and exiting the plane.

Stewardiss by Flyn Hawaiin August 15, 2010

Ping Pong Palsy 

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.

Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."

Ping Pong Palsy by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010

Jumps the OTHER way 

Polite way for a broadcaster to say both:

1. US figure skater Johnny Weir takes off for his jumps in the opposite direction as the other figure skaters

2. US figure skater Johnny Weir is the gayest thing on ice.

The second may now be used to describe things outside of figure skating.

"Watch how Johnny Weir goes into his jumps, he jumps the other way"

"Dude, why are you still watching men's figure skating? Are you starting to jump the other way?

Jumps the OTHER way by Flyn Hawaiin February 23, 2010

ho-most 

Describes the borderline gay things a straight man says, does, watches, or thinks. Someone who may not be a homo, but almost.

"James is watching the Bachelor"

"Is he Gay?"

"No, but he is Ho-most"

ho-most by Flyn Hawaiin January 16, 2010

Stips

comes from "stealing" and "sips". STIPS are the extra sips taken from a soda fountain, followed by refilling, before paying for the drink.

"I watched some guy take a whole cupful of stips before paying for his drink"

Stips by Flyn Hawaiin July 31, 2009

Twitter Litter 

The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.

dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."

Twitter Litter by Flyn Hawaiin July 22, 2009