Floyd the barber's definitions

nerd

Spod, geek
Anyone who uses urbandictionary.com

"look at that nerd, she's on urbandictionary.com"

by Floyd the barber October 15, 2006

farken

A alternate form of "Fuck"
Used on message boards to avoid cursing.

Thats farken sick!

Yeah, I know, he's farken gay, why doesnt he just leave the forums?

by Floyd The Barber January 29, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."

"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."

by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004

grunger

Grungers dont always hate townies, as they are peaceful types.
Eg Bam Margera gets on v well with his mate compton ass Terry, who is after all, king of the townies.
Grungers either worship Courtney Love or think she is satan with breast implants.

"Hey look, she can't be a grunger, she's friends with a townie."
"U r wrong, u stupid biatch."

by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004