2 definitions by Floating cat
Those girls who always clog up the womens bathroom first thing in the morning. Applying makeup and fixing their 'Weaves'. Other ways to spot a weaver is overuse of makeup to the prostitute level and constant use of the words swag, ratchet, gangsta, and yolo.
Weaver 1: Guuurrll, did you hear about Tina and Bobby? I hear they be so rachet! *Fixes hair*
Weaver 2: Oh you be shittin me, I thought Bobby was with Johnny! *Applies makeup to Weaver 1*
Weaver 1: O ya sayin Bobby be gay? Dude that ain't got no swag!
Innocent bystander: Could you please move..? I actually need to use the restroom...?
Weaver 2: Oh you be shittin me, I thought Bobby was with Johnny! *Applies makeup to Weaver 1*
Weaver 1: O ya sayin Bobby be gay? Dude that ain't got no swag!
Innocent bystander: Could you please move..? I actually need to use the restroom...?
by Floating cat December 29, 2014
When someone, usually a man, carries around a child in order to get romantic attention. A word play on clickbait .
Mark just keeps carrying that clickbaby to the park, and the ladies always stop to compliment the kid, while he tries to give them his number.
by Floating cat October 22, 2017