Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Flatus Maximus

widower's wrists

the increased muscle mass and strength in the carpal area caused by a widower's lonely consolatory activity of milking his maggot

since his wife popped her clogs Sid's got some mighty widower's wrists

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incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks

watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor

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ohh, my ringdingdanger is on fire after that chili

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a stupid woman whose inane conversations go on and on

shut up you fucking twatterbox

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a polite way to refer to someone as a TWAT

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