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Definitions by Flatus Maximus

widower's wrists 

the increased muscle mass and strength in the carpal area caused by a widower's lonely consolatory activity of milking his maggot
since his wife popped her clogs Sid's got some mighty widower's wrists

cougaraptor 

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks
watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor

ringdingdanger 

name for one's anal sphincter
ohh, my ringdingdanger is on fire after that chili

twatterbox 

a stupid woman whose inane conversations go on and on
shut up you fucking twatterbox
twatterbox by Flatus Maximus May 19, 2010

Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday

a polite way to refer to someone as a TWAT