Definitions by Flatulent Mascot

clumkt 

An individual that unwittingly has sexual relations with a sibling.

Can't believe Dan pulled a clumkt last week at the party. Who knew he had a half-brother from Ecuador.

clumkt by Flatulent Mascot August 16, 2021

clumkt 

An individual that practices incest.

George you're such a clumkt, probably banged your own sister.

clumkt by Flatulent Mascot August 13, 2021

British Buffet 

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.

Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.

British Buffet by Flatulent Mascot April 1, 2017