Douhas are underrated creatures, we don’t know it yet, but they’re the ones that will figure out how wormholes work. With the write support of friends and family, they’re unstoppable. They absolutely refuse to rely on others because they’ve been disappointed by people so many countless times before, however they almost never let others down. You can count on a Douha more than anyone. They don’t mind letting bad things happen to them, but they’d kill anyone who hurts their friends. They don’t hold a grudge unless you did something that really cut deep, in that case they’d actually murder you if it were legal. They don’t believe in horoscopes and are disgusted the most by wet door knobs. Douhas can really use a friend.
Flab Jack: damn my car window is shattered!
Chris: Damn, have you recently cheated on a Douha?
Flab Jack: *Pee dribbles down his pants*
Chris: Damn, have you recently cheated on a Douha?
Flab Jack: *Pee dribbles down his pants*
by FlabJack December 15, 2019