Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fishdick Jesus

Machine gunner

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.

"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"

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When a male puts his nose in the females butt hole and blows out as hard as he can.

" I gave my girlfriend the best north western snorkel last night"

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My friend got a poopstick last night and he now needs to take a airplane bath

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To have a turd to large to come out the anus.

My butt stung after that thick snake.

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When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot

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