Definitions by Findlaybob

Buttometer 

A thermometer, when used rectally.

I couldn't get Junior to stop screaming long enough to get an accurate temperature with an oral thermometer, so I had to go buttometer on him. That'll learn him.

Buttometer by Findlaybob December 22, 2019

shmehlicious 

Something that tastes neither delicious or nasty. Edible

Dave had been excited to try the new sushi restaurant down the block, but was disappointed to fine that, despite the premium prices, it was merely shmehlicious.

shmehlicious by Findlaybob October 28, 2019

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

Fucking rupture by Findlaybob December 4, 2009