A thermometer, when used rectally.
I couldn't get Junior to stop screaming long enough to get an accurate temperature with an oral thermometer, so I had to go buttometer on him. That'll learn him.
Something that tastes neither delicious or nasty. Edible
Dave had been excited to try the new sushi restaurant down the block, but was disappointed to fine that, despite the premium prices, it was merely shmehlicious.
