FinalPhoenix's definitions
Noun. Pathology.
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
Get the Cab Driver's Assmug. A pair of chinese statues usually placed at the entrance of a building to ward off evil spirits. One has its mouth open to suck the spirits in, the other has its mouth closed to trap them.
by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004
Get the foo dogmug. Term originated in the movie/game Tron when a powerful character is done speaking. Used in IRC sometimes as a quit message.
MCP: You will find those programs.. or else
Flunkie (cringing): Yes.. sir..
MCP: This is your final chance.. do not fail me again. End of line.
-OR-
Foo has quit IRC: Quit (End of line)
Flunkie (cringing): Yes.. sir..
MCP: This is your final chance.. do not fail me again. End of line.
-OR-
Foo has quit IRC: Quit (End of line)
by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003
Get the end of linemug. Noun.
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
Get the Farting Fitmug. A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com
by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003
Get the Fark/Farkedmug.