Definitions by Fidencio Salazaar

scumbag 

a condom

I don't do hookers without a scumbag.

scumbag by Fidencio Salazaar December 12, 2002

flubber tits 

a man who who possesses jiggly breasts

"Hey flubber tits, come sit on uncle Fidencio's lap."

flubber tits by Fidencio Salazaar December 12, 2002