Definitions by Feuer
UFCW
"Useless Fucking Canadian Whore". Female of Canadian origin with a propensity for spouting utter bullshit, or seeking praise for trivial accomplishments that an otherwise-retarded four year old would find trivial.
"What has the UFCW claimed this time?" or "I see the UFCW managed to open the door to its office this morning."