Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.

Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Kayla

a name given to milfs with an exceptional booty.

Damn! With a butt like that, she has to be a Kayla.

by Fetch Stick January 21, 2019

Fortite

When you neglect your girl to play Fortnite so much that her pussy reverts to a virgin-like state.

Dude: “Man, Gamerboi’s girl been giving me the eye!”
Me: “Dude! You better hit that! He’s neglected that so much I bet her shits hella-tight”
Dude: “yeah man! Fortite!”

by Fetch Stick September 03, 2018