Festus Magurk's definitions

buttcheese

The 'left overs' that run down the crack of a woman's ass and are left there for a period of time.

I couldn't go down on her because the butt cheese made me hurl.

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003

Spudboy

Any inbred youthful male who wears his baseball cap on backwards and masturbates in the shower while thinking of his second cousin.

What a Spudboy!

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003

limbaugh

(adjective) to have a bloated sense of self-importance even though everyone around you is laughing at you.

Cliff Clavern from cheers made a limbaugh comment about the history of wax paper.

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003