Festus Magurk's definitions

Spudboy

Any inbred youthful male who wears his baseball cap on backwards and masturbates in the shower while thinking of his second cousin.

What a Spudboy!

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003

buttcheese

The 'left overs' that run down the crack of a woman's ass and are left there for a period of time.

I couldn't go down on her because the butt cheese made me hurl.

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003

limbaugh

(adjective) to have a bloated sense of self-importance even though everyone around you is laughing at you.

Cliff Clavern from cheers made a limbaugh comment about the history of wax paper.

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003