Definitions by Ferret Frolicker
anti-banter
1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.
2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.
2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.
As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.
Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.
Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.
anti-banter by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008
banter
Opposite of anti-banter.
Sarah's wonderuflly pointless banter provided a much needed release after her professor's dry, unwaiveringly pracgmatic anti-banter.
banter by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008
whisky dick
1. The name of a shot composed of very bad rail whiskey and a dash of tobacco, tasting comparable to a hamburger doused in lighter fluid. Invented in Madison, Wisconsin, it is rumored to be an antidote for definition #2.
2. Flaccidity of the penis caused by consuming too much alcohol.
2. Flaccidity of the penis caused by consuming too much alcohol.
As Josh and Nikko ordered a round of whisky dicks, Sarah smiled, knowing she would be the only one of the trio getting any pussy tonight.
whisky dick by Ferret Frolicker September 18, 2008
mole man
A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.
mole man by Ferret Frolicker September 29, 2006