Definitions by Feloneeus Drunk

House Mouse

A police officer that hates going out on patrol and gets themselves put on permanent desk duty. Effectively assigning them to the precinct in house.

Hey rookie, quit yapping with Rogers! That guys been on desk duty and still a patrolman ten years before I was a rookie. A real house mouse that one. If you need advice on taking calls or community complaints, he’s the guy to talk to. Wanna learn real cop work though, best to avoid him and guys like Brooks over there getting coffee for the Major.

House Mouse by Feloneeus Drunk June 12, 2026

Tits

Anything good or excellent. Any positive outcome.

Did you watch the Celtic game last night? Aye, the bhoys were tits from start to final whistle.

Tits by Feloneeus Drunk June 8, 2026

Body Blast 

When receiving fellatio you take a big hit of crack at the point of orgasm. Timing is imperative.

Last week I did a body blast with this street walker I picked up in Newark and her timing on it was impeccable!

Body Blast by Feloneeus Drunk May 21, 2024