Pantsgasm

Having just orgasmed inside your pants, involuntarily.

John said, "Dude, this cheeseburger gave me a pantsgasm."

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Dumbshit

Someone whose brain is missing. Instead, their skull is full of shit, which they feel the need to spout off at all times.

The guy who offered a terminal cancer patient a life time supply of twinkies is a dumbshit. The guy won't live long anyways, way to remind him.

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