Definitions by Fatty cow

Impudistus 

Literally fucking anything you want it to be

That impudistus is kinda fat you know
He’s bare impudistus innit

Impudistus by Fatty cow May 2, 2020

Lumpus 

The act of being shit at something or generally rubbish at life

Oi that guys hella lumpus
You there, get your fat lumpus fucking arse off the floor and do something

Lumpus by Fatty cow May 2, 2020