Fat Washington's definitions

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

bundlefuck

To wrap oneself and another person of romantic importance tightly in blankets or a sleeping bag and have sex.

Jennifer and I bundlefucked by the campfire.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

schnozberry

A hardedend clump of fecal matter attached to the anal pubic hairs, similar to a dingleberry.

Alan cleaned all my schnozberries off for me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003