Fat Washington's definitions

bundlefuck

To wrap oneself and another person of romantic importance tightly in blankets or a sleeping bag and have sex.

Jennifer and I bundlefucked by the campfire.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Fossy

A very old person.

Where did you dig up that old fossy?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.

We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

schnozberry

A hardedend clump of fecal matter attached to the anal pubic hairs, similar to a dingleberry.

Alan cleaned all my schnozberries off for me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003