Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 06, 2003

vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 05, 2003

nurple

Short for Naked Urban Recreational Parking Lot Education

Man, I guess I don't need to pack clothes as I'm going to have to go to nurple today.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

Boobees

The kind of bees that make milk.

The boobee squirted me in my sleep, then buzzed away.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

bundlefuck

To wrap oneself and another person of romantic importance tightly in blankets or a sleeping bag and have sex.

Jennifer and I bundlefucked by the campfire.

by Fat Washington November 05, 2003

shex

The way Sean Connery pronounces sex.

I had mad shex with her lasht night I did. -quote Sean Connery

by Fat Washington November 06, 2003

schnozberry

A hardedend clump of fecal matter attached to the anal pubic hairs, similar to a dingleberry.

Alan cleaned all my schnozberries off for me.

by Fat Washington November 05, 2003