Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023
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Mealer

Someone who has characteristics of meal; quite a mealy person
Person 1: bro jay is such a mealer
Person 2: I know bro and they’re bad at Mario
by Fat Lorenzo July 07, 2023
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