smh

smh = "Smacking my ho".
Used by young folks these days because abbreviations are all the rage.

Guy 1: "Ay brotha, whatchu doin' tonight?"
Guy 2: "You know, smh."
Guy 1: "Word."

by Farty Fran April 19, 2011

Greedy Grendetta

a female who wants to own everything they get their paws on, or lay their greedy grendetta eyes on. This includes Christmas presents and boyfriends.

person 1: "Where the hell are the rest of my gifts?!"
person 2: "Don't be such a Greedy Grendetta!"

by Farty Fran December 09, 2010