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JonTron Hootenannie

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.
If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!
by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017
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the nasties

A slang term for porn, sex, and masturbation.

Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Bob: Brah, Jenny and Brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!

Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.

Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
by FartFucker69 August 21, 2014
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Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015
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clownititis

When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.
Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!

Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014
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Urbandictionary Cancer

When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.
I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.
by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017
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