Definitions by FartFucker69
Horizontal Mumbo
Horizontal Mumbo by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015
the nasties
A slang term for porn, sex, and masturbation.
Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Bob: Brah, Jenny and Brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!
Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.
Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!
Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.
Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
the nasties by FartFucker69 August 21, 2014
clownititis
When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.
Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!
Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
clownititis by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014
Locker room rumble
Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
Locker room rumble by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014
Minotaur Mingle
A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.
Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?
Unwilling Friend: no
Unwilling Friend: no
Minotaur Mingle by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014