FartFucker69's definitions

Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.

Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.

by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019

Locker room rumble

When two or more people engage in gay sex in a locker room.

Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.

by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014

WIDECOCK

A male reproductive organ that is large in width, but not necessarily in length or height.

His WIDECOCK flew across the x-axis.

by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

ice poseidon

A some-what relevant livestreamer on Twitch.TV, who was well known for playing Runescape before branching out into other games which are equally boring to watch. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.

We all watch Ice Poseidon to see him play games, but really were just waiting for someone to say "Nigger" and watch him get banned.

by FartFucker69 February 20, 2017