12 definitions by FartFucker69
by FartFucker69 January 28, 2017
A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.
Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?
Unwilling Friend: no
Unwilling Friend: no
by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014
Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
by FartFucker69 August 14, 2014
A slang term for porn, sex, and masturbation.
Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Bob: Brah, Jenny and Brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!
Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.
Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!
Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.
Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
by FartFucker69 August 22, 2014
The referral term for an infamous video where a black man thrusts his dick in between a McDonald's McChicken sandwich, resulting in his penis being covered in large clumps of mayonnaise.
by FartFucker69 February 15, 2017