Definitions by FartFace

Pen is 

What happens when you put the words pen and is too close to each other

The pen is in her.

Pen is by FartFace September 3, 2016

hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

hammer by fartface January 27, 2008