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What happens when you put the words pen and is too close to each other
by FartFace February 23, 2016
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when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.
oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er
by FartFace January 27, 2008
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