Fart clock's definitions

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots

Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase

by Fart clock September 8, 2020

cantanookie

The act of playing dice when having sex

Hey wanna go to the room to go do the cantanookie

by Fart clock September 25, 2020

Foconstipation

Being focused on constipation

Ergh! I'm so focused on being full of foconstipation

by Fart clock November 30, 2019

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function

Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..

by Fart clock September 8, 2020