Fart apple's definitions

Tanzanian Spider Monkey

When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey

Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey

by Fart apple March 27, 2026

Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.

I gooned to hard so I started flooning

by Fart apple March 27, 2024

Hinging

When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.

My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging

by Fart apple March 27, 2024