Definitions by Fart apple
Tanzanian Spider Monkey
When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey
Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey
Tanzanian Spider Monkey by Fart apple March 27, 2026
Flooning
Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.
Flooning by Fart apple March 27, 2024
Hinging
When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.
My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging
Hinging by Fart apple March 27, 2024