Definitions by Farmer Garza

Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!

The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!