2 definitions by Fanum tax

Captain America is a wanna be Soilder boy. Soldier Boy is the best american soldier and best soldier in the world. He eats russians and pisses oil for breakfast. He eats duty and serves the nation for lunch and for dinner he eats a 20 inch hotdog and shits out JUSTICE!

He is the perfect American. His mother is the U.S.A and his father is an Eagle. He stormed the beaches of normandie and he is the reason the allies won ww2. He is never scared becuase he is no pussy however He saddly died trying to stop a nuclear meltdown. He saved the world. He has been rumored to be alive all though it is simply a false rumor stated by Homelander himself.
CA- Hi, Im captain america...
SB- "Im soldier boy! fuck! the world knows who i am why do i have to say it?
by Fanum tax November 8, 2023
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The slang term "Fanum tax" is a form of tax that is set into motion when a person purchases an edible item. The persons friend will then tax a percentage of their food (take it against there will). It was made popular by the person known as "Kai cenat".
I just purchased a cheese burger... i hope no one tries to fanum tax me...
by Fanum tax November 8, 2023
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