Definitions by Fancy pants

fedonk 

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

fedonk by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

bagfogging 

The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.

bagfogging by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004