Fancy Pants's definitions

fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

bagfogging

The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.

by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004