Definitions by Faggot Disorder

Cucumber 

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

Cucumber by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber 

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

Cucumber by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber 

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

Cucumber by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Disordertard

When a person calls a disorder a disease.

When a person thinks that a disorder is way worse then it actually is.

When a person thinks that a disorder can be cured.

When a person says you don't look like you have a disorder. (Commonly ASD or Asperger's Syndrome.)

There's more.

Retard: cure autism

Autistic Person: okay disordertard

Disordertard by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

Delusional Depression Syndrome by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

Low Functioning Autism 

Autism, but with an intellectual disability. A person with Low Functioning Autism will not be able to live independently, unlike people with High Functioning Autism or Asperger's Syndrome.

People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)

I feel bad for him, he has Low Functioning Autism.

Low Functioning Autism by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

hey shit pants 

when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"

retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants

hey shit pants by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020