Faggot Disorder's definitions

hey shit pants

when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"

retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

Classy retard

when the down Syndrome kid is wearing a real fancy shirt and is trying extra hard not to shit his pants.

Down Syndrome kid at fancy place or something: AUSUHFHF

Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.

My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

Choco Chunks

A pile of shit that has been pumped out by a profoundly retarted kid.

Retarded kid: *shits on school floor* UHHHHAAAAAAA

Faggot: Tasty Choco Chunks 🍫

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

Low Functioning Autism

Autism, but with an intellectual disability. A person with Low Functioning Autism will not be able to live independently, unlike people with High Functioning Autism or Asperger's Syndrome.

People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)

I feel bad for him, he has Low Functioning Autism.

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020