Douche Wagon- Commonly used to describe a person who has taken their douchebag triats too far and a more powerful description is needed
Hey dude why is he in a stroller at the party...
He's doing it for attention...he's a total douche wagon
When u wake up your female partner with a lovely song on the pan flute. Then contintue to splatter her face with love juice
Dude what did you with Ashley yesterday?
Nothing much just gave her a little pan flute sunrise