FSU Dork's definitions

turd pounder

One who bangs other dudes in the cornhole.

I bet that guy over there trying on dresses is a turd pounder!

by FSU Dork August 25, 2007

Antartic Chimney Sweeper

An antartic chimney sweeper is when you slit a girls throat and fuck her throat. Now with your free hand reach over and finger her in the butt.

I met this dirty girl at a bar last night that thought she was kinky...well when I broke out the antartic chimney sweeper she realized that she didn't have shit on me. She died shortly thereafter from a dick to the throat.

by FSU Dork February 28, 2009

volunqueer

One who does way too much volunteer work.

That guy sure does spend all his time volunteering, he is definitely a volunqueer.

by FSU Dork August 31, 2007