Definitions by FRED

cream pie 

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

cream pie by Fred October 11, 2003

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

emosexual by Fred October 1, 2003

Dirtbum 

A bottom which is dirty, unclean.

You dirty, dirty, dirtbum.

Dirtbum by Fred September 25, 2003

mingee 

Similar to minger, but designed for describing geography teachers.

Mr Harrison is such a mingee.

mingee by Fred September 25, 2003

fahmeda 

A very short person, wears large shoes, enjoys spanking. They have very large eyes.

Look at that Fahmeda

fahmeda by Fred September 25, 2003

ClintEastwoodBradfield 

A person who is a little on the stupid side.

Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.

ClintEastwoodBradfield by Fred September 25, 2003

Feathered rat 

See Pigeon

Feathered rat by Fred September 22, 2003