Definitions by FAT-COUSIN

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth 

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

Flatgrass 

The pavement (shoulder of the road) as known by our friends in the animal kingdom.

Upon returning to the Dirty South... Me and Jim saw a large number of dead deer on the flatgrass.

Flatgrass by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

"WHY ?" 

Here is the answer to any statement followed with the question "WHY ?"

wife : why don't you try to work some overtime this wekend ? (as she lays around on her unemployed ass)

FAT COUSIN : "WHY ?"... motherfucker, you wanna know why ? i'll tell you why... "Fuck You"..That's why !

"WHY ?" by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008