Eyepoker 's definitions

Cancer Paper

Some tobacco rolled in paper. Smoking these cigarettes is a vile habit. It serves no purpose other than to slowly kill the person smoking them.

Wanna catch cancer with me? Let's go take a puff off this cancer paper.

by EyePoker November 11, 2003

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

muntubus

A foul demon that descends through China around the universe and onto corpses where it performs the act of munting.

That muntubus just fucked the shit out of that corpse, I can see some entrails.

by EyePoker May 13, 2005