Definitions by Eyepoker

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

Peniscentesis by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

muntubus 

A foul demon that descends through China around the universe and onto corpses where it performs the act of munting.

That muntubus just fucked the shit out of that corpse, I can see some entrails.

muntubus by EyePoker May 13, 2005

Cancer Paper 

Some tobacco rolled in paper. Smoking these cigarettes is a vile habit. It serves no purpose other than to slowly kill the person smoking them.

Wanna catch cancer with me? Let's go take a puff off this cancer paper.

Cancer Paper by EyePoker November 11, 2003